…if it were just sitting on the side of the road?

So thi guy Stu I know has a very , “if I’m hungry why wouldn’t I eat it” attitude.  He is the type of kid who (if hungry), would only see one problem with eating the unfinished plate of pancakes  at the now empty table nearby at his local Bickford’s…..”not knowing where it stops”

Meaning that he realizes that it’s a bold thing to do, but what is stopping him from just grabbing a steak off of some guys plate as he walks by.  I mean, aside from the person potentially getting upset enough to smack him around, (which I’m doubting would be a common response)  what would anyone really do about it?

So a few years back he was on tour with my friend Will.  Things were tough, they were sleeping in the limo (yes Will bought a limo for the tour), and they pretty much had no money.  The tour was a book it as you go kind of thing that coincided with the Warp Tour.  They kew a band on the tour and were able to get in to any show.  The idea was to just sell cd’s, play whenever they could, and if they got lucky maybe even play a date or three on the tour.

Well the legend has it, that one day they were broke as all hell, hot, and hungry and at some point during the day while they were out and about Stu sees this perfectly wrapped cheeseburger, and without a thought just ate the damn thing.

What would you do?